| No contactPlease do NOT report any bugs, beetles and any other
insects lurking around these pages,
bird flu(?),
taking giant apes from an island crawling with much more interesting creatures such as dinosaurs
(?),
jet engines that continue running after the plane has broken apart and crashed on a beach
(?),
Steven Spielberg's science fiction movies after E.T.(?),
science fiction movie episodes filmed in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3 (, 7, 8, 9?) and not making much sense in explaining why the hero from first 2.5 episodes turned into the bad guy from the second 3.5 (unless too much of the force turns a man into a lunatic)(?),
formula ones actually not passing anyone anymore on the track (?),
microsingularities as plot devices(?),
avatars of stars, abysses or any other inanimate objects (even as cute as Trance Gemini)(?),
distortions in the space-time continuum(?),
computer viruses that can infect any living being(?),
optical illusions on these pages, a future where one gets
punished for murder even before it is comitted (which never happens then)(?),
artificial intelligence capable of any emotion (computers do not hate us, they are the victims of bad programming too)(?),
artificial insemination of single women (or men or Arnie)(?),
phoney computer champions of the world getting funds from a certain country(?), harmless slightly
radioactive missiles(?),
medical explanation of why Klingons look different in original Star Trek than later (no thanks, Phlox)(?),
love bugs and other e-mail spreading viruses (spread by people opening attachments)(?),
winners
of
US
elections by a negative number of votes(?),
premature celebrations of the end of the second millennium(?),
mad
cow
disease(?), millennium
(y2k) bugs (at least until y10k)(?),
the end of the world, false beliefs of
living in 1999 or any other year(?),
tetris and other computer game clones,
Viagra related death cases, TV cameras broadcasting
every moment of your life all over the planet live without you ever noticing them(?),
meteors, meteor showers, asteroids, comets or any other similar space entities on the collision course with this cosmic billiard ball we call home(?),
tornados, twisters and other atmospheric life forms (except of course the flying dog fish)(?), Godzilla's
sex change operation(?),
sexual life of US or any other president(?),
cloning of domestic, wild or even extinct animals(?),
dinosaurs or other extinct life forms living on uncharted islands(?),
psychic catchers of serial killers(?),
resinking of the ship named Titanic,
intelligent viruses (either computer or biological),
alien invasions of the extraterrestrial kind,
missing gorillas, alligators or any other pets(?),
UFO sightings,
gigantic mutant ants or other insects making war to the human race(?),
selfaware artificial intelligence(?),
alien abductions(?),
government conspiracies(?),
runaway programs,
green dogs of any color,
scary nightmares,
computer or other machine mutinies(?),
bad (or even good) weather,
wild
colors, and especially problems with
Micro$oft software or hardware(?).
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